I think it's ridiculous that someone has to go without a seat so her bag can take a ride! ~Mama
Titanic is a love story? I beg to differ. You mean to tell me she goes on with her life, gets married, has a beautiful family and then dies and reunited with the guy she spent about five minutes with and who drowned on the ship? I don't think so! That is not love! ~Mama
Why don't you try to hit every pothole in the road? -- Dad (commenting on my driving). marla proceeds to REALLY hit every pothole in the road. mom rolls her eyes and looks out the window.
Did you call that guy from American Family Insurance yet? -Dad (i got at least 4 voicemail messages about this).
Me: what are you even saying?
Dad: Get your BUTT HOME!