remember him? from the show the bachelor that i don't ever, ever
watch because it's kinda trashy?
well here's kirk. a minnesota boy, personal trainer, 5k runner,
has taxidermy dad, dumped by ali, perfect white teeth and
very buff exterior. like super buff.
marla: oh my gosh!! can i have a picture with you?
lincee collects pictures of the bachelors on her blog.
kirk: lincee? who is she? was she on the show?
me: no she wasn't on the show! she's super famous - she writes a blog
on the bachelor and has tons and tons of fans.
kirk: (blinks... crickets chirping... probably thinking of every lincee he knows)
me: ok, bye!
mid jump. note: this is not me. i am not ridiculous.
(at least not this kind of ridiculous)
Hope had gone on ahead - she's a real runner.
i saw an opportunity -- the 5k path went right by all the shuttle buses...
not more than a few minutes later,
Hope was looking at me, hanging my head out the window
of the bus, yelling her name.
it was pretty classic.
i love finding ways to cheat my way through 5ks.
it's what i do best.
ps don't tell my new personal trainer.
pps overheard at the race when this 45 year old woman saw kirk
"well i just found my running buddy - bye guys!"