Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Tom Cruise or Robert Pattinson?
I say to the girl when she shows me the Ray bans 'oh, these makes me think of that movie ...' and she goes 'Risky Business'? And I said 'no... Robert Pattinson likes to wear these'.
And then all of a sudden, I said 'pretend I didn't say that'. Because there I was, 30+ years old, talking about Twilight, in public.
I later found out that she was 24 years old. Not only that, she wasn't even born when Risky Business came out.
Role reversal much? This may be what you call a teenage midlife crisis. I'll act my age, I promise.
PS I haven't even seen Risky Business the whole way through.
PPS I was lying. I will never act my age.
PPPS I already have my tickets to Breaking Dawn.