WHEN PARENTS TEXT
ME: Done with my geometry final! I ALMOST DIED.
DAD: What’d you do, try to swallow an obtuse angle?
ME: Oh no..please tell me you didn’t just say that.
DAD: What..? You said you almost died. Perhaps you got food poisoning from some bad Pi.
MOM: When you go to concerts…. and people get up on the stage and jump into the crowd, stage-diving? People think that its dangerous, but not me,, because humans are 95% water. So, the audience is 5% percent away from being a pool.
ME: Wow, mom.. just wow.