Emily: I can't wait until my kids are old enough to beat up your kids!
Marla: Jake, look at my hubcap! It's missing!!! Ugh!
Jacob: I'm sorry but I can't really care about that right now, I have a headache.
Marla, seeing Reva's remodeled finished bathroom: MAN! This looks so nice!
Jacob looks at Marla and says: You should really be telling my friend's dad that, he's the one who did it.
Marla to Jana: For your wedding, I'm going to walk down the aisle with Reva instead of the groomsman.
Jana to Marla (about six months ago): You better start tanning or else you're going to look like a white pasty girl in your bridesmaid dress.