Last night, we were having a lovely family dinner together and I look over and Jana is speaking and things are flying out of her mouth while I got a lovely view
of what was inside of her mouth.
Marla: Jana, are you talking with your mouth open?
Jana: Yes I am. I'm at my own home.
Marla: That is disgusting. Where are your manners.
A few minutes go by...
Jana: HONKING her nose, at the table, very loudly.
Marla: Are you crapping me?
Jana: I have a cold!
Mom: Actually it's best to excuse yourself when you need to blow your nose.
Marla: Thank you!
Jana, takes a look at me and notices a few things.
I am eating salad.
I am chewing with my mouth closed.
my elbows are on the table,
and I am flicking the pieces
of dried pineapple
out of my bowl
onto the table.
Jana: Marla, well look at you!
We both started laughing.
Maybe we can both use some practice