Our Spam in fry-able
Farm fresh fun we’re workin’ every plot
Now zip your jackets up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh
Spray-on tan now we ready
Need a shovel this snow is heavy
These are the girls I love the best
I met her at Lake Wobegon
34 degrees but no coat was on
She’s a hometown girl we went to ValleyFair did the tilt-A-Whirl
And then under Mall of America
PS In no way, shape or form do I support/admire or even like katy perry.
ew. ew. ewwww.