"The vanilla Milky Way bar, which was covered in dark chocolate rather than milk chocolate, was renamed the Forever Yours bar. The Forever Yours bar remained available until 1979 when it was discontinued. Due to popular demand, the Forever Yours bar returned in 1989 renamed as the Milky Way Dark bar. In 2000, it was renamed again, creating the now-popular Milky Way Midnight bar."
I don't think I'm ever going to call it a Milky Way ever again....
** PS - The title of my post is actually a book -- you can check it out HERE. I have not read it, I just heard about it and it cracked me up. I will never say the phrase normally again. :)
PPS - I did not draw the cartoon, I just colored it using Paint to amuse my co-worker. We both think this site is terribly funny, but you have to hit it on the right day and on the right cartoon. Click HERE for the link.
This week alone, I've dreamed about John Mayer, George Lopez, and Martha Plimpton. In the John Mayer dream, I was stalking him. He finally decided to invite me in and let me live with him. It should be noted that I'm not a fan of John Mayer, and his song "say what you need to say" makes me want to hire him a new song writer. In the George Lopez dream, as I was talking to him, I was thinking to myself, this guy isn't ever funny, is he. But in the Martha Plimpton dream, the conversation went like this:
MK: You did a fabulous job in the movie Running On Empty. Loved that movie.
MP: Thank you.
MK: However I really didn't care for that Mosquito Coast movie, at all.
Martha has also been in the TV show Fringe, which I like to occasionally dabble in... however it's too complicated most of the time. This reality, that reality, wait a second... is that Joshua Jackson? I love Joshua Jackson!
He is sooooo pretty, dontcha think? Really, my only reason to watch the show.
"The marla is a traditional unit of area in Pakistan, India and Bangladesh. The marla was standardized under British rule to be equal to the square rod, or 272.25 square feet, 30.25 square yards, or 25.2929 square metres...xyz
It is used in countries such as India and Pakistan. A 5 marla residential plot is equal to 125 metre square plot or 151.25 square yard plot. Kashif is Harami 1 sq inch = 6.45159 sq cm = 0.06452 sq m."
So yesterday, I was driving to lunch with my dad in the front passenger seat. A car cut in front of me and so my dad leaned over and LAID. ON. THE. HORN.
Now, I know from driving in other people's cars, this is a definite no-no. My sister told me of a time when she pulled this exact stunt when she was with a friend and he loudly yelled at her "NOBODY BUT ME EVER, EVER, EVER TOUCHES THE HORN".
But when my dad honked the horn, I just laughed. I laughed so hard. This man, this retired Minnetonka cop who has spent years of his life on the road scolding and giving tickets still uses the horn with vigor. I said "Dad, Honk on" and grinned madly at him.
I think honking is a dying art in Minnesota. Maybe it's the Minnesota Nice that's wrecking it all. But for me personally, the horn is super fun. Why not use it? It's not like people hold back honking at me... I just like to return the favor.