Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Matrix producer peoples: This is what happens when you make your movies rated R. I can't see them until years later and then when I finally do, it's on some random cable station where I have to get through a bazillion commercials to find out what happens and then I giggle at inopportune parts of the movie because editors interchange swear words with nouns like air head, fudge and shizzle. It's really rough on the psyche.
So how about you just remove all the bad words, the unnecessary gore and the weird topless women and let me watch this in the theater like a normal person.
P.S. Neo, I love you. I could look at your beautiful face all. day. long.