Marla: How was your Up North trip?
Dad: I found a deer leg up on the roof.
Marla: Oh really. How'd it get there?
Dad: Hunting season gets pretty crazy! Those deer will jump just about anywhere to get away from the gunshots!
Marla: I see...
Dad: Or maybe, another animal started eating it and then hopped up on the roof to store it.
Marla: Fascinating. Are we really having an entire conversation about a deer leg?
PS These candle sticks are a travesty. But they look better than some of the other deer parts pictures that popped up on google so I really think you got the better end of the deal.