Sunday, October 5, 2008

Be My Agent

If something happens to me in Israel**, someone contact these guys. I don't want to end up like Claire Danes in Brokedown Palace.


Seriously people. And if I am locked up in prison with rats and cockroaches and fleas, I ain't going to be this pretty, but.... I will have lots of traveler's checks with which to compensate you.

**Marla will be in Israel Oct 7 - 20.

9 comments:

  1. Marla. I don't really find this post humorous . . . like at all. I cry during this movie every time, and I don't want to take your place in some hole in the wall in Israel!! Please be safe:)

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  2. emily... chill...
    it's all good.
    you can visit me and bring me food... and a bra... and i can teach the inmates how to sing like virgin. i'll be fine.

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  3. Ha! Have a great time, Marla. Are you going to find time to meet your nephew before you leave???

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  4. Marla, I promise over my garage sale coffee table to find your agents if you get thrown in anything. Please eat some falafel. I make it, but have no doubt that it is different where it originates from.

    And let's be honest. We're all way less worries about you being thrown in jail without a bra because we're pretty much jealous and petty. Or maybe that's just me.

    p.s. I've been stalking you for a while now and am just coming out of the blog-stalking closet to admit it. Yes, I'm here.

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  5. Seriously, not funny friend! Please be careful!! I need you back...I live for the hope that you are going to move back to Utah and be my neighbor....if you are trapped in a prison in Israel....that will never happen and I will have nothing to live for! Have fun, be safe, and come home on the 20th! CZ

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  6. Seriously, not funny friend! Please be careful!! I need you back...I live for the hope that you are going to move back to Utah and be my neighbor....if you are trapped in a prison in Israel....that will never happen and I will have nothing to live for! Have fun, be safe, and come home on the 20th! CZ

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  7. Are you deliberately trying to give me heart failure? Good job.

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  8. Are you deliberately trying to give me heart failure? Good job.

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  9. I am so happy to find your blog! I have this nasty habit of blog stalking instead of cleaning while Ella sleeps. How are you?
    Nikki
    http://ntoesterle.blogspot.com/

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