Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Breakfast of Champions

Let me tell ya people, it ain't Wheaties!

"...Three sandwiches of fried eggs, cheese, lettuce, tomato, fried onions and mayonnaise, add one omelet, a bowl of grits, and three slices of french toast with powdered sugar, then wash down with three chocolate chip pancakes."

Michael Phelps, Gold Medalist.

And this is just breakfast! It's not even what he eats in one day.

So why it is, then when I eat one cupcake, I gain 20.5 LB's. Why can't God destroy the gene that tells the cave woman inside of me to add more cushion to my hips and buttocks?

My new plan:
Quit my day job.
Start swimming for five hours a day.
Get a swim cap and some awesome looking goggles.
Buy a big chocolate gold medal and wear it around my neck.
Take a bite out of my chocolate gold medal when I'm hungry.
Watch the Olympics on TV and cry while singing "We're gonna make all our dreams come true!"

5 comments:

  1. You forgot to include your new half-a-man pillow in your new plan. I'm sure he can work his way in there somehow.

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  2. ahhh!! yes my brad pitt look alike half man! :) i'm not sure how an arm can look like brad pitt but whatever! :)

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  3. My dad would hate to hear you say it's not the Wheaties:)

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  4. My dad would hate to hear you say it's not the Wheaties:)

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  5. don't tell your dad erin!! long live the Wheaties!

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