Friday, May 23, 2008

The Worth of a Barrell

Remember when spending your kids college education at the pump used to be a joke?

Yeah, that was awesome. And it's over. So stop your crying and get a second job.

Remember when Grey's Anatomy used to have the best writers?

Yeah, that was awesome. It's SO over. So write a letter to NBC and watch LOST instead.

Remember when Target used to have awesome clearance items like big red belts, funky purses, and dangly earrings?

Yeah, that was awesome and it's still the case! So go to Target and get to your happy place.

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