So many cats, so few recipes.
When life hands you gators, make Gatorade.
I'm pink, therefore I'm SPAM.
Want a little taste of religion? Bite the minister.
Jesus loves you. But I'm his favorite.
If you believe in telepathy, think about honking.
Cats: Nature's speed bumps.
What if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
A day without sunshine is like night.
God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
You - Off my planet.
And my all time favorite:
Are you following Jesus this closely?